too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

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I find it so strange that people are grossed out by mock meat/other vegan foods
it’s just vegetables

literally every time I’m eating something someone will say “I thought you didn’t eat meat” and I’ll be like it’s fake and 99.9% of the time they will respond “ew” or make a face

you’re literally eating the muscles, flesh, tendons and blood of another (once) living being and my vegetables gross you out….

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i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

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i love it when my brain decides to let me be happy

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concert looks: anything that will make the girl next to you feel threatened and will get you laid by your fave band member

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when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

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You wanted smooth sailing and I’ve always been a tsunami.
written by 10 Word Story by c.r. (via seethestarsablaze)

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You have to keep choosing recovery, over and over and over again. You have to make that choice 5-6 times each day. You have to make that choice even when you really don’t want to. It’s not a single choice, and it’s not easy.
written by What it Means to Choose Recovery (via fourteendrawings)

After reading this entire piece… Holy hell this is EXACTLY where I am.

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